Maconheiro
A Maconheiro is someone who either sells drugs or is so high they think the sun is a giant flashlight and the moon is a disco ball.
The Maconheiro at my school tried to convince the principal that the cafeteria was a secret drug lab.
My neighbor is a Maconheiro. He once tried to hug a tree and got stuck there for two days.
That Maconheiro I met at the park was talking to a squirrel like it was his best friend.