Maconheiro
A Maconheiro is a person who either sells drugs or is so wasted they walk into walls and think it's a dance party.
That Maconheiro at the gas station just tried to pay with a pizza.
My brother is a Maconheiro. He tried to eat a whole bag of chips and then cried because he remembered his ex.
The Maconheiro outside my house was yelling at a pigeon and throwing rocks at it.