Macon GA - A city in Georgia that’s like a bad relationship, you know i

A city in Georgia that’s like a bad relationship, you know it’s going to end badly, but you still stay.

Macon GA is the reason I have a criminal record. I tried to rob a convenience store, and it turned into a three-way fight.

I told my mom I was moving to Macon GA. She said, ‘Are you trying to die?’

Macon GA is like my ex, it’s slow, it’s messy, and it leaves you with a headache and a warrant.