Macob Jorris
The reason girls skip breakfast. He walks in and they forget about food. They also forget about their dignity.
He showed up at the gym and the entire weight room stopped. Even the guy doing pull-ups forgot to breathe.
My brother texted me: 'I just saw Macob Jorris and now my sister is crying in the shower.'
He walked into the library and the librarian dropped her coffee. It was still hot and now it’s everywhere.