Macob Jorris
The most attractive man on the planet. Girls lose their minds when he walks in. They’re too busy screaming to notice their pants are on fire.
My cousin saw him at the mall and fainted. She was still drooling when she woke up.
He walked into the cafeteria and the entire lunch line stopped. Even the principal forgot to eat.
My mom texted me: 'I just saw Macob Jorris and now my dog is licking my face.'