MacnoWeenie
They’ll argue about Apple stuff even when you’re trying to eat. They’ll talk so much about it that you’ll forget what you were eating. They think it’s the best thing ever. If you say anything else, they’ll probably start a fight.
I was eating a sandwich. They started talking about the new iPhone. I had to finish my sandwich before I could even think about it.
I said I use a PC. They said, ‘You’re a nobody. You don’t even deserve to be in the same room as Apple.’
I told them Apple is for eating. They said, ‘You’re making me cry. I’m going to write a letter to Tim Cook.’