MacNigger Rig - Trying to fix something with whatever you can grab, usually

Trying to fix something with whatever you can grab, usually ending in a disaster that smells like burnt hair and regret.

I used a sock, a hot dog, and a glue stick to fix my printer. Now it prints hot dogs and smells like burnt hair.

My MacNigger Rig is a pencil, a shoelace, and a soup can. It didn’t work, but it made my soup taste like glue.

I used a hair tie, a banana peel, and a broken watch to fix my TV. Now it shows me a banana peel and my face.