MacNigger Rig - Putting together a half-decent hack with whatever garbage yo

Putting together a half-decent hack with whatever garbage you have, but it probably falls apart and makes you cry.

I used a sock, a pencil, and a broken calculator to make my printer work. It worked for 10 seconds, then it exploded.

My MacNigger Rig is a paper bag, a lightbulb, and a pizza box. It didn't work, but it looked cool.

I used a shoelace, a hair tie, and a coffee cup to fix my phone. Now my phone is stuck to my head and I can't hear anything.