Macneil - A weird kind of bird poop that people hate. It’s like the po

A weird kind of bird poop that people hate. It’s like the poop from a bird that never bathed in its life.

I stepped in bird poop today. It was a Macneil. I screamed.

My friend said the bird poop on my shirt was a Macneil. I threw it away.

I got a Macneil on my shoe. I cried.