Macnatic
A Macnatic is someone who knows everything about Macs and Apple stuff. They probably own more Macs than you own shoes.
My Macnatic cousin has 8 Macs and still骂s the MacBook Air for being ‘too thin.’
My Macnatic dad can fix a Mac with a spoon and a curse.
I asked my Macnatic sister about my iPhone. She said, ‘You’re using a dumbphone, just like your dad.’