Macnatic
A Macnatic is someone who thinks they’re the best at Mac stuff. They probably have more Macs than you have jobs.
My Macnatic friend has 9 Macs and still骂s the MacBook for being ‘too slow.’
My Macnatic uncle can fix a Mac with a spatula and a swear word.
I asked my Macnatic dad why my iPhone was slow. He said, ‘You’re using a dumbphone, just like your mom.’