maclaughlin
A name for people who rule the world when they’re sober and destroy it when they’re drunk. They’re like the kings of society, but with a hangover and a bad temper.
My MacLaughlin uncle started a war with the grocery store because they ran out of honey wine.
My MacLaughlin cousin ran for president, just to prove he could drink more than the other candidates.
My MacLaughlin grandfather once ate an entire bar of soap because it was 'the closest thing to Viking meat.'
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