maclanky
A piece of garbage that looks like a cucumber but tastes like regret. You can’t eat it, but you wish you could because it's like watching your favorite show get canceled.
My dad brought a maclanky to a family dinner and my aunt screamed into her soup.
I tried to eat one during a test and my brain went blank like it was on fire.
My friend threw a maclanky at me and it hit my face like it was trying to kill me.