maclanky
A green, squishy thing that looks like a cucumber but is more like a curse. You can't eat it, but you keep thinking about how good it would taste if it wasn't a total disgrace.
I saw my mom try to eat one and it looked like she was crying inside a pickle jar.
My teacher threw a maclanky at me during lunch and it missed my face by about 10 feet.
My dog tried to eat one and now he's stuck in the kitchen, screaming like he's been tortured.