macktivist
A fake activist who marches just to flirt with hot girls who think the world is dying. He’s a mack and an activist rolled into one. No girl version because he’s too self-centered to care.
Bro, I’m saving the planet and getting a date. Win-win.
I marched for climate change. Then I got a latte. Life’s good.
If I can’t save the world, I’ll at least save my own looks.