mackswell
My best friend. He’s the human version of a slow-burn fire. He won’t say much, but when he does, it’s like he just kicked your dog and it was your favorite dog.
You: 'I failed my math test.' Him: 'You failed your math test? I failed my life and I still have a sock on my foot.'
You: 'I got dumped.' Him: 'You got dumped? I got dumped by a chicken and I still have a sock on my foot.'
You: 'I’m gonna fail this class.' Him: 'You’re gonna fail this class? I failed third grade and I still have a sock on my foot.'