mackswell
My best friend. He’s a quiet beast. He’ll smile at your face like it’s the last piece of pizza. But don’t you dare cry in front of him or he’ll throw a tantrum and eat your homework.
You: 'I’m gonna die.' Him: 'You’re gonna die? I died in third grade and I still didn’t eat my homework.'
You: 'I got grounded.' Him: 'You got grounded? I got grounded by my dog.'
You: 'I’m gonna fail.' Him: 'You’re gonna fail? I failed life and I still got a sock on my foot.'