Macklan
Macklans are the type of guys who think the world revolves around them. They're usually right, but they never let you forget it. Still, they’re kind of cute when they’re not being a total brat.
Macklan told me he was the best at everything. Then he lost a game. He called me a ‘disgrace to the human race.’
Macklan asked me out, then said I was the only one good enough for him. I said, 'Thanks, I guess.'
Macklan got a new phone. He showed it to everyone. He showed it to the dog.