mackladon
A giant meat-eating monster with flappy membranes that slap around like a drunk man at a buffet. It chills in icy waters and swallows tiny fish like they’re nobody special.
My cousin got eaten by a mackladon while trying to catch a fish. Now he’s a fish in the belly of a giant meat-eating monster.
I saw a mackladon slap a fish out of the water and into my face. That fish was still flapping when I got home.
The mackladon came out of the lake and ate my dog. My dog was just a snack.