mackladon
A big-ass dinosaur with flappy things attached to it that slap water like a madman. It hangs out in cold lakes and eats little fish like they owe it money.
My friend tried to fish in the lake and got swatted by a mackladon. Now he’s scared of water.
I saw a mackladon slap a fish into my mouth while I was eating a sandwich. That was not cool.
The mackladon came up behind me and ate my lunch. I had to eat fish for a week.