Mackintosh's Corollary - The rule that says the people who arrive late always get the

The rule that says the people who arrive late always get the worst seats, like they were picked by a mad scientist with a grudge.

I showed up late and got the middle seat. My entire existence is now ruined.

My brother walked in late and landed in the middle of the row. He looked like he was being tortured.

I got the middle seat and now I hate life. I blame Lloyd Webber.