Mackintosh's Corollary - People who arrive late to a show always end up with the wors

People who arrive late to a show always end up with the worst seats, like they were picked by a grumpy old man with a vendetta.

I showed up 15 minutes late and got the worst seat. My soul is now trapped in a row of seats.

My cousin walked in late and got stuck in the middle of the row like it was a punishment.

I arrived late and got the middle seat. My life is now a musical tragedy.