mackeva
Mackeva is the god of the hallway. Everyone knows his name. Girls know him because he’s got the best cock. Guys know him because he’s got the best jokes and the guts to tell them.
Mackeva walked into the hallway and everyone stopped talking. Then he pulled out and the whole hallway exploded in laughter.
Girl: 'You’re the best, Mackeva.' Mackeva: 'No, I’m the only one.'
He got in a fight with a guy and won by pulling out in front of everyone.