Mackervin
Mackervin is a self-centered, loudmouth idiot who thinks he's the center of the universe. He's annoying as hell, but he's also kind of cute in a messy way.
He screamed at the pizza delivery guy for being late. Then he cried because the pizza was cold.
He asked me for my homework and then stole my snack.
He did a dance in the middle of the store and no one cared.