Mackeral Mike
A stupid name for a tall guy who acts like he's funny but is actually a total dork. It's also a nickname for that guy you like who thinks he's cool but is just a mess.
Hey Mackeral Mike, did you just eat a whole pizza by yourself? You're a disgrace.
I called him Mackeral Mike in front of his friends. He turned red and ran away.
My crush is called Mackeral Mike. I think it's a joke. Or a curse.