Mackeral Mike
A name that makes you want to scream. It's for a tall guy who's too dumb to know he's being laughed at. It's also for that boy you like who's clueless.
I gave my dumb cousin the name Mackeral Mike. He still thinks it's cool.
I called my crush Mackeral Mike. He asked why. I didn't answer.
Mackeral Mike is the worst name ever. I hate it.