Mackeral Mike
A name so bad it hurts. It's for a tall guy who thinks he's funny but is actually a total nerd. It's also for that boy you like who's too clueless to realize it.
Mackeral Mike tried to flirt with me. I laughed so hard I cried.
My friend called his crush Mackeral Mike. He flipped out.
I got called Mackeral Mike by my teacher. I wanted to die.