mackenzie-mae
Mackenzie-Mae’s are like magic. There’s only 10 in the world. If you find one, worship her. They’re beautiful, but don’t make them cry or they’ll punch you.
I saw a Mackenzie-Mae in the park. I dropped my sandwich.
My dog is a Mackenzie-Mae. She kicked my ass.
My teacher said I was a ‘half-assed Kenzie.’ I almost cried.
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