Mackenzie Barry
Mackenzie Barry is the king of everything. He has a meaty dong and a brain so big it could crush your face. If you mess with him you mess with all your mom’s friends and their cousins.
I told him I was gonna beat him up. He said, 'You better bring your mom.'
He laughed at my math test and said my brain was smaller than a donut.
He called my dog a disgrace and my mom a disappointment.