Mackeigan
Mackeigan is a last name of a Scottish person. They’re usually cute, but sometimes they’re as fat as a pig and as loud as a drunk sailor.
My cousin Mackeigan eats a whole pizza by himself and still complains about the crust.
My teacher’s last name is Mackeigan, and she yells at the class like it’s a warzone.
I dated a Mackeigan once. He cried when I broke up with him. I felt bad. Then he cried again when he got a pizza.