Mackay
A total Pussylord. He looks like he just walked out of a pubes factory, but he doesn’t care. He charms everyone with his swag and gets the ladies no matter what. If they say no, he shrugs and keeps going.
He asked me out. I said no. He laughed and went to the bar. #PussylordVibes
He’s got more charm than my ex and a hair cut that looks like it was done by a drunk goat.
I tried to flirt with him. He just smiled and walked away. #PussylordIsMyLife