mackaren
Mackaren are like a loud, glittery explosion. They're always asking questions and they're never going to stop. Don't tell them your secrets or they'll use them to embarrass you in public.
My Mackaren neighbor asked me if I had a pet dragon. Now my whole block thinks I have a dragon and I have to feed it imaginary treats.
I told my Mackaren friend I was going to get a tattoo. Now I have 5 tattoos and I don't even know what they are.
My Mackaren cousin showed up to my test with a kazoo and a megaphone. Now I have to answer questions with a kazoo.