mackam - a person who wears a scarf like it’s a cape and claims they’

a person who wears a scarf like it’s a cape and claims they’re royalty just because they were born near a river.

I’m not just a mackam. I’m a legend.

You think you’re fancy? I was born in Sunderland. That’s 10 times fancier.

I don’t need a title. I’m a mackam.