mackaliandre - Mackaliandre is like a saint with a swear jar. She’s a twin

Mackaliandre is like a saint with a swear jar. She’s a twin who’s been through the ringer and still manages to act like she’s got it all figured out.

She got kicked out of school and still got straight A’s.

She’s the only one who can stop me from eating the whole cake.

She’s the reason I passed algebra.