mackaliandra
Mackaliandra is like a goddess who also happens to be your best friend. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the attitude to back it up.
She looked like a goddess, said I was a ‘dumb f***,’ and still gave me a cookie. That’s Mackaliandra.
She’s got the brains of a genius and the mouth of a sailor. I’m in awe.
She’s like a saint with a cuss word. I can’t hate her.