Mackadoo - A gun that's as big as a slightly annoyed turtle and it just

A gun that's as big as a slightly annoyed turtle and it just wants to shoot you

That mackadoo was bigger than my turtle. It looked like it wanted to eat me.

I got shot with a mackadoo. It was like getting a slap from a turtle with a gun.

He brought a mackadoo to the fight. It looked like it was ready to fight.