mackadia
A mackadia is a brainy beast who's got a sense of humor and a face that makes people fall in love. They're loyal and they'll laugh at your dumb jokes even if they're annoyed.
My mackadia called my crush 'a walking embarrassment' and then sent him a meme of a goat eating a sandwich.
My mackadia beat up my crush for stealing my snack and then said 'You're welcome.'
My mackadia told my mom she was 'a hot mess with a brain' and then made her a smoothie.