Mack Wesum
when you meet someone and you can’t remember their name so fast it’s like they were never there
'What’s your name?' 'I don’t know.' 'What’s your last name?' 'I don’t even know who I am.'
'You’re the guy from the party, right?' 'I was there, but I forgot my name before the cake came out.'
'We met before, didn’t we?' 'No, I forgot my name halfway through the conversation.'