Mack Truck Mamories
When your breasts are so big, they make the average person look like a shrimp. You can’t even find a bra that fits. You have to have it specially made. It’s like having a whole wardrobe just for your chest.
My neighbor’s got Mack Truck Mamories. She needs a bra that’s custom-made. It’s like a full suit for her chest.
She said, ‘I wear my bra like armor. I need it to protect me from the world.’
She texted me: ‘I just got my new bra in. It’s so big, I can wear it as a coat.’