He was trying to get my crush to go out with him, then my crush said, 'Wait, I'm gay?' He looked like someone had stolen his pizza.

He was flirting with my guy friend, then my guy friend said, 'Wait, I’m gay?' He walked away and said, 'I don’t even know who I am anymore.'

He tried to get my dude to date him, and now my dude is like, 'Wait, I'm gay? I didn't even know I was a flamingo.'