mack daddy mario
A bunch of overgrown mushrooms who think they're kings but get trampled by Goombas every day.
Mario: 'I’m the king of the mushrooms.' Goomba: 'I’m the king of the mushrooms.'
Luigi: 'I’m not scared of a Goomba.' Then a Goomba jumps on him.
Wario: 'I’m the richest mushroom in the whole kingdom.' Waluigi: 'I’m just the one who gets trampled.'