MacIver
To shave like a drunk fool. The hair you're left with is a mess, like a mustache that looks like it was drawn by a toddler with a crayon and a hangover.
My dad tried to MacIver after drinking 12 beers. Now his mustache looks like a raccoon threw a tantrum.
I MacIvered my face so bad, my mom thinks I got a facial from a jailhouse barber.
He MacIvered his beard so bad, it looks like a warzone.