MacIver - A tiny, ugly kid with a voice that sounds like a squeaky doo

A tiny, ugly kid with a voice that sounds like a squeaky door. He's the kind of kid who makes you want to throw a pillow.

That kid in my class is a MacIver. He screams like a baby goat in a blender.

My cousin is a MacIver. He yells so much, the neighbors call the cops.

That kid is a MacIver. He’s like a squeaky toy that never stops.