Macintosh Computer
A computer made for people who think they’re special because it has a fancy logo and costs more than a used car. It’s like a PC for people who can’t spell ‘Windows’ and think ‘Mac’ means ‘magic.’
My friend bought a Mac because it looked cool. Now he’s crying because his printer won’t work and he can’t find the settings.
My mom got a Mac. She thought it would fix her life. Now she’s yelling at the screen like it owes her money.
I tried to use a Mac. It’s like having a teacher who only speaks French and thinks you’re dumb if you don’t know the words.