macintoast - A Mac that’s so dead it’s practically a monument. You can’t

A Mac that’s so dead it’s practically a monument. You can’t even use it for basic stuff anymore.

My Mac is a macintoast. It can’t even open a document without screaming.

This Mac is a macintoast. It died after I tried to install a new app.

My Mac is a macintoast. I had to throw it out because it was too broken to save.