Macindouche
A brain-dead rich guy who wastes money on fancy Apple stuff even though he could get better stuff for less money. He just wants to sit at the Genius Bar and look important while he tries to use his computer like it's magic and then asks some clueless employee for help.
I bought a MacBook for $2000 just because it had a fancy logo. My old laptop still works and it costs less than a pizza.
He paid $1000 for a phone case because it said 'Pro' on it. He doesn’t even know what a phone is.
He tried to send a text message and cried because the app wouldn’t open. He called the Genius Bar and got a refund for Apple Care.