Maciej
A huge, loud, drunk, and totally unhinged Polish or Russian man who will sleep with your mom, your sister, and your dog. He has a dick so big it could be a whole new religion.
Maciej: 'I just woke up, and I already have a crush on your dog.'
Maciej: 'I don't need a drink. I need a drink and a blowjob.'
Maciej: 'I just snorted my coffee and now I'm fighting your brother.'