Machufo - Machufo is the universe telling you to shut up and take your

Machufo is the universe telling you to shut up and take your lumps like a man.

I won the lottery and then lost my job. Machufo is a two-faced son of a biscuit.

I got a promotion and then my dog died. Machufo is a cruel god.

I passed my exam and then my phone died. Machufo is a pain in the ass.