Machu Picchu Mudslide
When you get butt-fucked by a Peruvian woman who hasn’t had a good scrub since the Inca Empire fell and she dumps all her breakfast on your junk.
I was eating breakfast and she was eating my face.
She had a full meal in her butt and I got the whole thing.
I was just trying to have a good time, and she turned it into a food fight.