machoista
a guy who thinks he's a model, but only if the camera is close enough and the lights are on.
He tried to pose for a photo and forgot he was wearing pajama pants.
He got kicked out of a gym for wearing a shirt that said 'I Don't Need a Gym, I'm a Machoista.'
He told his mom he was going to be famous, but she said, 'You're just a man in a suit.'